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Hey, hey, it's really, really good to see you, my old fruit.

Well it's good for it's good to see you, particularly since you are seeing me through your newly...

...unually strange lenses.

...and you have had your head drilled.

You visited Dr. Drilla Killer.

I've got superpowers now.

Do you have X-ray vision?

Yeah, I can see right through you.

I can literally see right through you.

What can you see?

I can see empty vacuities.

Exactly, I can see the playlist for Steve Wright in the afternoon on in your head,

because that's what you're actually listening to.

So I had, since the last time we spoke to you, I had laser iridotomy,

which is a thing when they drill a hole in your cornea with a laser beam,

in order to prevent, you can tell I'm not medical, in order to prevent the pressure on the inside of your eye,

doing damage to your eye, because apparently I had, had, had, have,

had a narrow angle glaucoma.

And this was picked up because I went to have a cyst removed from my eye,

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