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That was good. An email from Lucy, born chunky.

Dear Sarah Madden, please please listen and encourage others to listen to

to the first 20 seconds or so of your podcast from the 27th of January

and this is the crucial part at half speed. Just do it.

It's like listening to your best friends drunk at a part in the 90s.

If I had the skills to re-record it and send it to you I would.

However, I'm sure that boss Robin or your generic fruit based joke can do it for you.

TTFN, thanks Lucy, but not the film.

So that's what happens if you play the beginning of the podcast at half speed.

Yeah, that's okay. So imagine it's the 90s where at a party everyone is drunk.

That would be a party you wouldn't leave straight away.

I was Lucy, listen to it at the wrong speed.

I don't know. I don't understand those devices. I didn't know you even could do that.

I didn't know you could even could do that. Really?

I might be living with T-Nageus.

Now, this is the way how do you do that?

Sorry, and I've just realized asking that on.

Simon, how do you listen to a program at half speed?

You just listened to a program at half speed.

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