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93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.7 • 972 Ratings
🗓️ 18 November 2024
⏱️ 145 minutes
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Summary
Originally Aired November 18, 2024: How to win free concert tickets for a year! It's okay because it's New York. Everything you've ever wanted to know about testicular terror.
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| 0:00.0 | The 93X half-ass morning show podcast is sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning. |
| 0:04.8 | Winter's arrived and with the holidays around the corner, it's the perfect time for Standard Heating's Black Friday Comfort Countdown Specials. |
| 0:12.2 | And right now is the time to become a smart club member and get your furnace in top shape before winter comes. |
| 0:18.0 | Visit standardheating.com today. |
| 0:19.9 | Comfort you deserve since 1930. |
| 0:22.5 | The 93x half-ass morning show. |
| 0:26.0 | 93rd. |
| 0:32.6 | Half-ass! |
| 0:41.5 | Half-ass morning show is on the air Two are bald and three-half hair |
| 0:43.9 | But when you tune in on the radio dial |
| 0:46.7 | There'll be something gross and vile |
| 0:49.4 | Half-ass morning show is on the air |
| 0:52.1 | Two-a-balled and three-half hair When you tune in on the air. Two of all to three have air. |
| 0:54.8 | When you tune it on the radio down, there'll be something gross and vile. |
| 1:04.4 | I know a hit when I hear one. |
| 1:10.9 | Is that one or no? I know a hit when I hear one. Is that one or no? |
| 1:12.4 | I know a hit when I hear one and that is, that's one of them. |
| 1:15.4 | Welcome to a brand new work week. |
| 1:17.2 | Welcome to the 93X half-ass morning show. |
| 1:19.5 | That was Cubby's Half-Ass Morning Show theme song, a co-writing credit, goes to artificial |
| 1:26.7 | intelligence. |
| 1:28.1 | You wrote that up in what, under 10 seconds? Oh, yeah. All you goes to artificial intelligence. You wrote that up in, what, under 10 seconds? |
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