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🗓️ 21 February 2024
⏱️ 14 minutes
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0:00.0 | The Royal Restaurant has been serving breakfast in Kaiser West Virginia for 120 years |
0:06.1 | And for as long as anyone can remember the round table near the front window has been the place |
0:11.0 | old men gather in the morning to talk about whatever's |
0:13.7 | on their mind. We discuss anything from local to national news and politics and |
0:20.3 | sports you name it. A sign hangs on the wall over Chris Patel's head. It says, |
0:26.0 | Knights of the Royals round table, where lies are told and repeated. But not just anyone can be a night. As Patesl explains you have to earn |
0:35.8 | the title by completing a very specific mission. You have to tell a lie that is believed |
0:41.5 | it goes out on the street comes back as a truth. |
0:44.0 | Tell a lie that goes out on the street and comes back with people believing it's true. |
0:50.0 | He's been sitting at this table every morning for about 40 years, |
0:53.3 | and it took him decades to come up with the lie that would earn him a knighthood. |
0:58.0 | It happened after a row of wind turbines went up on the ridge overlooking the town in 2012. |
1:02.8 | What was the lie about them? |
1:04.9 | The windmills was a government weather experiment. |
1:09.8 | They were put up there to keep track of the moisture in the ground. When it was too wet, they pushed the clouds |
1:16.5 | away, they were too dry, they turned them and had the moisture come in. Now ever since you put the windows in it's been pleasant valor. |
1:25.9 | So you started that lie at this table and it came back to you is the truth? |
1:29.5 | Oh, it's all over town. It's everywhere. |
1:32.1 | Congratulations! For everywhere. Congratulations. |
1:33.2 | For years. |
1:34.2 | Congratulations. |
1:35.2 | In fact, those wind turbines are producing electricity. |
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