You don't want it. You don't need it. But you're going to get it anyway. The Kevin Sheehan Show is Kevin.

Tommy's here. I am here. The show's presenting sponsor is always, Window Nation, 86690 Nation.

Windonation.com if you need new windows. It is a special day here on the show

because one of us is celebrating a birthday. Happy birthday, Tommy. Aren't you glad that I remembered

that your birthday was today?

Yeah, I have. Yeah. I'm sure glad. You see, unlike you, I don't shy away from celebrating my time on this earth.

Yeah.

Because it's such a miracle. I mean, I've treated my body like a $20 hooker for the past 50 years.

And today I turned 71.

Wow.

Wow.

You know what?

First of all, I didn't know that.

Secondly, I did ask you, you told me it was your birthday.

I would never tell you it was my birthday, which, by the way, it was a month ago, February 24th.

But at first, when you told me it was your birthday today, I did remember that our birthdays were fairly close to one another.

And I said to you, oh, my God, are we both Pisces? I'm a Pisces.

And you said, no, you're not. You're, you think you're a what? And Aries, I think I am.

It's funny the way you said that, because honestly, I couldn't tell you anything else

about, you know, signs and dates other than I know that I'm a Pisces. And for some reason,

I thought Pisces started at the end of February and went through the end of March, but I actually

think it may start at the beginning of February and go through early March. Should I look it up? I don't, I don't

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