Will you accept this rose, dumbass?

Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi

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🗓️ 27 July 2022

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Warning: this episode is bougie af. So bougie, in fact, that Wells has to bleep out his suit and ring deets (but we do know the suit costs more than his first car…) Brandi spent the past few days partying it up in Miami where she ran into some very handsome bachelor alumni, and your hosts kick off the show with a f*ck you very much suggesting we take out all bach content. They ponder the suggestion, then get into bach content. Speaking of love, we learn that Chris Evans is apparently looking for his life partner, and Brandi would like to volunteer as tribute. Your hosts also talk about proper grizzly bear encounter and motorcycle driver etiquette. Lastly, they propose universal adoption of a “loss of enthusiasm” clause that you get to use 5 times per year excusing you from activities you’ve committed to prior. Genius.

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0:00.0	I'm taking the jog, dumbass.
0:04.5	It's going to be a callback later in the episode.
0:08.1	So hold on to that one.
0:10.8	How's everybody feeling?
0:13.8	Good?
0:14.7	Great, grand, wonderful.
0:16.2	Got lots of fave things, bro.
0:17.8	How about today's episode?
0:19.1	Not going to lie.
0:20.1	By the way, does anyone else just kind of order shit online on Amazon? Not because you really need it, but then it's like, ooh, I get a gift every couple days. So it's kind of like a little, it's like a little treat for you. A couple days later, you know, just me. Cool. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. Bing bong boom Spinks spank spunk
0:39.5	Hi
0:40.8	What's up? I'm having us some coffee. You tired? So tired today. Sleepy Sunday. I'm tired too, man. And got no reason to be. Well, how long have you been home from the Bachelor Party? Week from today. Oh, because you've had plenty of time to recover.
0:54.7	Yeah, no.
1:17.9	I feel quite fine since the bachelor party. And I got a bunch of sleep last night. I got no excuses. Huh. Fascinating. I went on a run today. Oh, how's that? Of which I've done every day since I've been home and I will do every day until the wedding because your boy's got to tighten it up. Went and got a fitting and boy, I got to say this suit. Oh, sheesh. That's what the kids say. Sheesh. Oh, God. I mean, am I spending more money on this suit than I did on my
1:26.4	first car? Yes, I am.
1:28.4	Was that necessary?
1:29.6	And did we hit them up to be like, hey, this is for, you know, Wells and Sarah's wedding?
1:34.8	Like, do you want to donate?
1:36.1	And they were like, no.
1:39.8	Okay, great.
1:40.6	But you know what?
1:41.1	If you're going to get married one time, you might as well look good. You're not wrong. I mean, women spend so much on their dresses that really there should be no judgment here for how much you found that suit. I'm going to bleep it out, but getting a suit. Ooh, you're so fancy. Yeah, they're definitely not gifting you that. No, they're not. but I got to say, man, see, it's because I'm so skinny. Yeah, they're definitely not gifting you that. No, they're not.
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