Will Raw Milk Kill You?!

Good Guys

Dear Media

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.7 • 3.8K Ratings

🗓️ 28 August 2025

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Mazel morons! We kick things off by going down the rabbit hole of a Hulk Hogan-esque cereal (with creatine, naturally) into the perils of “man juice” branding, yogurt parfait math, and why dying in a vat of milk chocolate might actually be the dream. Along the way, we debate pasteurization conspiracies, brainstorm the perfect coastal wedding menu (yes, with an oyster shucking lady), and take listener speak pipes on movie-theater talkers and overpriced popcorn. Plus: Josh gets candid about audition stress with a newborn at home, Ben reveals his jealousy over not having a Carvel truck at his birthday, and we expose the CIA’s very sus Starbucks policy. It’s thoughtful, unhinged, and as always, a little bit NUTS. Love ya! Leave us a voicemail here! Follow us on Instagram and TikTok! Sponsors: Get this new customer offer and your 3-month Unlimited wireless plan for just 15 bucks a month at MINTMOBILE.com/goodguys. Learn more and join using our link. The first 1,000 get a $100 credit toward their membership. Visit www.functionhealth.com/GOODGUYS or use gift code GOODGUYS 100 at sign-up to own your health. Find exactly what you’re booking for. Booking.com, Booking.YEAH! Book today on the site or in the app. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a Dear Media production.
0:04.4	Two Jews, both big and tall, no subject, too small for the good guys.
0:11.4	A mother's dream, premium podcast team, make it your weekly routine, it's a good guys.
0:18.2	And if you don't give us five stars, what are you nuts? What are you nuts?
0:24.3	Yeah, we're the good guys. They're not the great guys. We're just so good or good, good guys.
0:32.0	Mozo morons, I'm sitting here with the executor to Hulk Hogan's estate. It's Ben Saffer.
0:40.0	By the way, it's funny that you bring up Hulk Hogan.
0:43.6	I saw a cereal this morning that I'm fairly certain he was eating.
0:47.2	It may have been the cause of death.
0:49.5	I'm not sure.
0:50.8	It's a cereal that you'll be very interested in if you haven't seen it before, Josh. Did you see this man cereal? No. It's a cereal that you'll be very interested in if you haven't seen it before, Josh.
0:54.5	Did you see this man cereal?
0:56.7	No.
0:58.0	It's cereal with creatine in it.
1:01.4	Hell yeah.
1:02.9	Right?
1:03.7	That's got to kill someone, right?
1:06.2	Putting creatine in your cereal, that's got to be a cause of death.
1:10.3	No?
1:11.2	No, I think that's pretty lit.
1:12.8	It's called manned cereal.
1:14.2	I would have thought it's just made from like beef organs.
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