Hey there, Will Arnett here. Welcome to SmartList, our podcast where JC Bayman, Sean Hayes, and I,

each week one of us brings a guest that the other two don't know about, and this week is no exception.

We get real into it. Most of the time we just mess around with each other and then the guest has to be embarrassed.

So let's get right to the podcast. Hi. Hi, how are you? Good good. Should we go around the room and just say our names and our roles?

Introduce yourself. Yeah, I'm Sean Hayes. People have been listening to the podcast for a minute now. Sorry, so we just skip that. Same three idiots. Okay. In the role of Sean Hayes is Sean Hayes. Should we switch parts today? Oh, we can switch parts. Oh, yeah. I'll play. I'll play Will.

You guys are assholes. You both want to play me. Okay. I'm going to be Jason. So I was, you know, so, so now listen. It's hard for me though. So when I

look back and I think about all the things that you've done, let's start at the beginning. Okay. So America was founded in 1492. So what if I want to really be understood? No one, no one understands me in my house. You know, I've got a wife and two girls. It's just that I start talking. They glaze over. So I really have to fight for attention. I get on this thing. I feel like I've got. I've got to stop describing my question. Right. We're spoken about this before. And I just need to ask the question. And then Sean. And then Sean.

Like a golden Sean comes on. He's like, do you like whipped cream?

If Will was a dog, what kind of dog would we'll be on this podcast? Oh God. That's a good question. Will is probably like a like an untrained German shepherd.

But messy, matted. Yeah, just drool coming out on the side. Bad hips like the German shepherds get this place. Yeah. Yeah. Jesus. Baby, baby, be like a full-size standard, but shaved poodle.

So cold yet fancy. And very proud. Walks very proud.

Anyway, let's get to our guests. Please. Yeah, let's do it. And I'm going to tell you you guys actually know this person, but we're going to find out stuff that we don't know about this person.

If it's my mom, a darmin trouble, because I haven't called her for a while. Can I just say if it's your mom, what careful? This would be such a careful. No, I'm just going to say it would be such a mitzvah. If it was your mom, because we could really get into.

There's so much stuff about you. And we've known each other a long time that I want to know you know whose mom is not going to come on mine because she's dead.

So that's our first commercial break. We're going to go to a florist commercial break right now.

Sean, by the way, I will say your mom is dead, but imagine if my surprise guest was your mom.

That would really that would be more surprising than me being pale. Our paler than me, my God guys, our guest today is from Irvine, California. His mom was a teacher and his father played sacks and keyboard for the righteous brothers.

Do we get a chance to guess at any point? No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. No, don't guess. Okay. I want he studied sports journalism at USC, but ultimately went on to join the groundlings and the rest is histories got like a million movies under his belt.

And I'm sure that's not the only thing. Ladies and gentlemen, William Farrell. Oh my God. Jason.

Jason. Jason. Jason. Answer the belly. Jason.

I'm going to get you a mother. First of all, she's British. Well, okay. But let me guess. Let me guess. And let me guess. And that. What a great booking. Sean. Congratulations.

Guys, can I just can I start by saying I'm so excited to be on the Gong show podcast. All things you want to know about the new Gong show. And it is just I mean, it's sweeping that country.

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