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Well, what concerns me and why I'm here today is definitely to talk about Michigan.

Now, just this weekend alone, I don't know if President Obama's holding his back, holding his hand,

or whatever he's doing.

But what I do know is show me

the money somebody better get to the state of Michigan with a checkbook and hand

with no IOLUs give me money money money

live from the Matthews Brothers Studios.

Trooper Procta, are you ready for some meatball?

Had no closed personal relationship with any of the parties involved in the investigation

and had no conflict.

Every suggestion to the contrary is a lie.

You've been meatballed!

And I wonder why anybody is questioning Joe Biden's mental acuity.

We depend democracy.

Donald Trump can't stream two sentences together.

And we need to spread the word so that every time you leave a tip for the next five months,

you put on the receipt vote for Trump

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