Wild Things w/ Sam Morril!

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Comedy Interviews, Comedy

5 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 26 August 2025

⏱️ 130 minutes

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We have gotten so many requests for Sam to come on the show over the past few months and he did NOT disappoint!! Get ready to laugh, this is an absolute banger of a new guest episode!! We appreciate you being here! UNRESTRICTED : ⁠Click Here⁠ DISCOUNT CODES : ⁠Click Here⁠ Chapters: 00:00 INTRO 0:23 I ALWAYS WEAR A CONDOM 00:37 I WAS AN ACCIDENT 01:20 MARTY HAS A SISTER 02:20 MARKS LONG LOST BROTHER 03:39 KENNEDYS GET FKED 05:36 ARE YOU YOUNG 07:01 WHAT DO YOU HATE THE MOST ABOUT EUROPE? 09:07 SX CLUBS 10:07 LOL 10:31 LOL 10:46 LOL 11:08 ANN FRANK STORY 16:47 GETTING DRUNK WITH RIC FLAIR 21:12 WEED MAKES ME FREAK OUT 23:43 SELF DOUBT 27:55 MR DEEDS STORY 29:42 RUGRATS HORROR STORY 31:09 ZACH MORRIS WAS A PIECE OF SHT 32:04 MARIO LOPEZ 33:21 KIDS 34:23 STONER SHT 35:40 LOL 38:45 JOSH ALLENS WIFE 39:21 AMERICAS TEAM 46:04 PEDS 48:07 DOGS 50:43 NYC RATS 53:24 SERIAL KILLERS W/ GOOD BRANDING 56:48 CROISSANTS & COFFEE 58:35 AD 59:46 MARK NORMAND STORIES 01:08:14 DONT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY 01:11:36 BEING RACIST IN MOVIES 01:15:12 LOL 01:18:15 BAD BACK 01:19:48 SAM CANT DRIVE 01:25:34 TOURING 01:31:03 TAMPA STORY: YOU FKN SUCK! 01:37:11 FIGHTING A SHARK 01:41:00 MIXOLOGIST 01:42:55 MOVIE TALK 02:07:27 OUTRO Thank you for watching Wild Things w/ Sam Morril on DOPE AS USUAL Podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Oh, you can.
0:05.2	Perfect.
0:07.9	Perfect.
0:10.6	Perfect.
0:10.6	Yeah.
0:15.5	Perfect.
0:39.8	I see, I pretty much always wear a condom at a fear of like you know I don't want to be on the road in the shower yeah always I have one on and then I put it on the thing and I blow it up like a like a balloon yeah uh no I just feel like I have to I don't want to you're a responsible human child yeah well I was born that way I was I was an accident so I don't want to I don't want one fucking... You're a responsible human? A child? Yeah. Well, I was born that way. I was an accident, so I don't want to, I don't want one of those out there. You know, I don't want one of me. Or one of you that's like, you're not even half as cool as me. Fuck, am I going to chill with you? That would suck. Imagine having a friend you don't like that much, but it's like, he's attached to me for fucking life. I think that's why a lot of people leave. Mm-hmm. You know?
0:37.6	What did you do, man?
0:38.2	This is my little brother.
0:39.2	So he came out.
0:40.0	Yeah, he came out cool.
0:40.7	Holy shit. but it's like he's attached to me for fucking life. I think that's why a lot of people leave. Mm-hmm.
0:55.0	You know, man.
0:55.3	This is my little brother.
0:56.3	So he came out.
0:57.0	Yeah, he came out cool.
0:57.8	Holy shit.
0:58.3	You guys look so different.
0:59.4	Yeah,
0:59.6	this is crazy.
1:00.1	Different dad.
0:53.2	You look like you went to Vassar or something. Yeah. He looks like he's about to go to Vietnam with his fucking glasses and shirt.
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