In the year of our lore 2020, we are blessed in at least one way.

We have a whole array of incredible action stars.

From Statham to the rock, the sky is dark because all the stars are in our favorite high-octane thrill rides,

but we think one shines the brightest of all of them.

Who is that, James?

Well, he's a self-made star who has carried multiple franchises on his back and formed some out of pure force of will and commitment.

He has a truly wild backstory, a signature style, and the ability to bring a sense of joy and

fun to basically any movie he shows up in.

That's right, we're talking about Vin Diesel. The media has an interesting love-slash-mock relationship with Hollywood's baritone bad boy then.

So we thought we could do him a solid by discussing his highs and lows in a respectful yet mature fashion.

Or as close to respectful and mature as we can muster.

We all know that this channel doesn't have the best track record when it comes to praising

any action star celebrity, especially Vin Diesel.

You know, I'm bald by choice.

I don't know this, but I only make Fast and the Furious to make Riddick movie so that Riddick

can pay for Witch Hunters.

This is a Vind Diesel disc.

What's this character's name?

Listen, Riddick. Riddick? You're on the billboard for some reason.

Vin Diesel had to take out ads for this game because it wasn't selling.

People see the ads.

They'll buy the game.

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