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When you think of the devil, when you try and picture what the devil looks like you might see a red dude

with a six pack and horns um hanging out in a pool of lava in the nether um pulling people down

from earth with sins and then like poking them with a pitchfork. But that's not what I see.

What I see when I think of the devil is the CEO of Ticketmaster.

Um, everyone who works at an executive level at Ticketmaster, whoever founded Ticketmaster, and whoever, just in general, broadly has sold their souls to Ticketmaster.

I cannot think of a worse organization, and that's including terrorist groups, than Ticketmaster.

If you are one of the lucky, lucky, lucky people who have never had to interface with this company, you have somehow been able, maybe you're a Nepal baby who's gotten like guest listed every concert.

So you've never had to pay for a concert ticket or maybe you live outside of the US or I believe the UK where they don't even use ticket master.

God bless you.

Some of what I'm going to talk about will still apply though because the whole system is

broken.

But what the fuck is wrong with my gods are nowadays?

I tried to get tickets today for the new Lord tour.

Try to get them for New York.

And I planned ahead.

I usually never do this.

I usually never fucking plan ahead to get concert tickets.

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