The Bert Show. All right, Abby, you damn near died over vacation, but where you were going to die is the real tragic part of it.

I was really hoping I was getting out of this story. Are we cutting entertainment buzz?

We'll push the entertainment buzz. A break for that. Yeah. Have you ever pitched one of those stories for the show where you're like, this sounds really good in the moment. But now that I actually have to tell it, I'm mortified.

All the time.

All the time.

Watching the clock.

I'm going to give you the heads up that this is a really gross story.

But I already share my emotional lows.

So why not share my physical lows as well?

Because I almost died physically and emotionally in a Bucky's parking lot on my way back

from Jacksonville. That's where I live. I was driving back to Atlanta because I, you know,

have to go to work. And something happened to me in the parking lot that I will just never get over.

I thought I legitimately was on the phone with my mom. I was like, I think you might

need to call me an ambulance. Now, Tommy as an unofficial Bucky's ambassador, would think that is the

greatest place in the world to pass. Yeah, it's not the best place. I wonder if they put a plaque of

his name. Oh. You know, like I said, you have a special plaque at the Buckees if you died there. That's the least thing good. I mean, I feel.

I mean, they should.

I'm sure they get their share calls for ambulances.

Each and every day there.

So as I was leaving my parents' house, whatever day I was leaving, everything was normal.

It was a beautiful day.

I always joke that there's this curse that happens when I leave Jacksonville because it always starts pouring down rain for some reason.

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