Why Ice Cube Stays Mad in Every Movie w/ Funny Marco | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 13 October 2025

⏱️ 101 minutes

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Attention Hanover, MD! Tommy Buns is coming to The Hall At Live! Casino, Sunday, October 19. Get tickets now at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: - Upgrade your wallet today! Get 10% Off @Ridge with code CAVE at https://ridge.com/CAVE #ridgepod - Stop overpaying and start saving with Ownwell. Sign up in 3 minutes at https://Ownwell.com/bears - If you’re 21 or older, grab 30% off your first order plus free shipping with code BEARS at https://indacloud.co - Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/bears or through my promo code BEARS. Bert Kreischer sits down with YouTuber and social media personality, Funny Marco for one of the most effortlessly hilarious and unexpectedly deep conversations on 2 Bears, 1 Cave. The two dive into everything from guessing celebrity ages and debating who the sexiest comedian is, to the weird psychology of fame, strip club etiquette, and why Ice Cube has never smiled in a movie. Marco opens up about his viral interviews with Nicki Minaj and Orlando Brown, the surreal side of fame, and what it means to stay grounded when everyone treats you like a brand instead of a person. Bert shares behind-the-scenes stories from The Cabin and The Machine, his friendship with Katt Williams, and what it’s really like when fame takes away your freedom to “just go.” Funny, sharp, and full of quotable moments, this episode swings from gut-busting comedy to surprisingly real talk about authenticity, anxiety, and why being “D-list famous” might be the sweet spot. 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 310 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com Gambling problem? Call 1-800-GAMBLER. In New York, call 877-8-HOPENY or text HOPENY (467369). In Connecticut, Help is available for problem gambling. Call 888-789-7777 or visit https://ccpg.org. Please play responsibly. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (Kansas). Pass-thru of per wager tax may apply in Illinois. Twenty-one plus age and eligibility varies by jurisdiction. Void in Ontario. Bet must win to receive Bonus Bets which expire in 7 days. Minimum odds required. For additional terms and responsible gaming resources, see https://dkng.co/audio. Limited time offer. Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:17 - What's My Age Again? 00:14:14 - Interviewing Celebs & Getting A Lambo From Nicki Minaj 00:20:14 - Orlando Brown & Bert's Cabin 00:29:31 - Top Black Comedy Movies 00:40:40 - Fame 00:50:20 - Strip Clubs 00:55:55 - NBA YoungBoy 01:00:25 - The Art Of Not Giving A F 01:05:00 - Animation Domination 01:08:55 - Black Phrases 01:15:25 - Lying 01:19:46 - Chappelle, Kevin Hart, IShowSpeed, & Kai Cenat 01:28:12 - The Entertainment Of Watching People's Lives 01:36:42 - Closing Thoughts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey everybody. This Sunday, October 19th, I'll be in Hanover, Maryland at the Hall at Live during my Come Together tour.
0:07.0	Then next week, I'm coming all across Indiana. Gary on October 23rd, West Lafayette on October 24th,
0:14.4	and Fort Wayne on October 25th, and Bloomington, October 26. Get your tickets right now at tombsgrore.com slash tour.
0:23.0	100%
0:24.1	2.
0:27.8	You 32?
0:29.3	Yeah, I'm 32.
0:31.0	How old do you think I am?
0:32.6	If I had to put a silent age on it,
0:35.6	you told my silent or like, nothing what I guess was solid. If I was getting paid. Yeah. If I was getting paid. Who do you think is old? Do you know Tom's girl? Uh-huh. Who do you think is older me or Tom? I'm going to give you. And it's because I see you so much. Yeah. You know the longer you see somebody so much, they start to look older. Dude, is that what's happening with mirrors? Yeah. Because I saw a picture. I saw, and we can definitely lower the AC in here a few fucking idiots growing spores. Jesus Christ, do you ever notice how hot it is in here?
1:11.9	I try not to think about it.
1:13.4	For real?
1:13.7	You don't think with your body.
1:14.6	You just got to think with your mind.
1:21.8	Wow.
1:22.6	Yeah.
1:23.3	I think with my body.
1:24.5	Yeah, I see.
1:27.4	You've been thinking with your body your whole crew.
1:29.5	That's your thing.
1:30.1	Look, you came here, you got your tities out, right in the wall.
1:32.6	I think with my body.
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