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"Why I Now Live in Arizona" Creepypasta

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Creeps McPasta

True Crime, Fiction, Drama

4.82.2K Ratings

🗓️ 18 December 2020

⏱️ 22 minutes

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CREEPYPASTA STORY►by Stolhanske: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comm...
Creepypastas are the campfire tales of the internet. Horror stories spread through Reddit r/nosleep, forums and blogs, rather than word of mouth. Whether you believe these scary stories to be true or not is left to your own discretion and imagination.

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0:00.0

Whether it's an under the radar genre or a proper out-there podcast, sometimes it's better when you get weird, especially when it comes to switching up your soft drink, introducing new Dr Pepper Zero,

0:12.6

with the same blend of 23 unique flavors,

0:15.4

it tastes just as weird as regular Dr Pepper,

0:18.9

but with zero sugar and zero calories.

0:21.7

It's a taste you can't quite put your finger on.

0:24.0

Weird. But in a surprisingly good way, try more weird with Dr Pepper Zero.

0:30.0

Hey, okay, I promise I'll keep this debrief short. So I just had my date with the Bumble

0:35.4

guy, so cute. He surprised me with tickets to see this band I love. Then he got us a spot at the front

0:40.9

so I could actually see. It was amazing, you know, like I really felt good vibes.

0:45.0

Oh, and he sent me a, let me know when you get home, message. That makes him really hot.

0:50.0

Kindness is sexy. Find it on bumble.

0:54.0

The Lassophobia is characterized by a primal fear of open water.

1:00.0

This can manifest in many ways and can be exasperated by any number of fears.

1:05.0

The ocean is vast after all, and last I checked, we hadn't even bothered graphing out more than 10% of them.

1:12.0

Meanwhile, we have wannabe philanthropists fixing to send us to Mars.

1:16.0

But then, I suppose, the sand is always redder somewhere.

1:20.0

Fear of open water is not something I would have considered a problem.

1:25.0

According to my ma'am, I was swimming like a pro by age 2.

1:29.0

I did freestyle in high school, but got a bit more into sailing, and after a tour with the USS Butler, I did some work

1:35.6

towing in Salvage for the USNS. I've seen plenty of odd stuff out on the water islands of

1:41.0

trash you could fairly walk across. Dead Dolphins belly up on toxic waters, as far as the eye could see.

1:47.0

A failed piracy attempt that saw both vessels capsized, but none of that turned me away from the sea.

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