Why Does Ben Have A Black Eye?

On The Sofa with Colson, Jack and Ben

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Comedy, Unknown, Tv & Film, After Shows

4.8 • 986 Ratings

🗓️ 20 June 2025

⏱️ 31 minutes

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🤕 Poor Ben’s really been through it this week. He’s somehow got a black eye and his wifi might be falling apart.

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0:00.0	Lou roll is not something you'd normally feel good about, but ours is not your normal loo roll.
0:06.9	It donates 50% of profits to help provide access to clean water and toilets, which means every we is more of a...
0:14.9	Wee!
0:17.3	And every number two is more of a number...
0:19.3	Two!
0:21.5	Switch to toilet paper that makes you feel...
0:23.8	Okay, you get the idea.
0:27.3	Who gives a crap?
0:28.5	Feel good toilet paper. Hello, this is on the sofa. I'm Colson. With me, as always is. Jack P. Shepherd. Ben J. Price.
0:48.8	We are the three best mates who you might know from your TVs, but this is not TV.
0:54.9	This is our podcast, and it's our podcast where we get together and we chat.
0:58.6	It's like childish, isn't it?
1:00.0	You've got a middle name, and I've got a middle name as well.
1:03.2	I know, I know.
1:04.5	Trying to warn up a bit.
1:05.4	We can all do that.
1:06.8	Yeah, we can all do that.
1:09.5	Colson.
1:09.8	Ben J. Price works.
1:11.7	Colson J. Smith.
1:13.0	No, you all see it.
1:13.5	Colson, Jay.
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