Why do we let Luddites run San Francisco, where the future is built (preview)
Minion Death Cult
Alexander Edward
4.4 • 652 Ratings
🗓️ 26 October 2023
⏱️ 7 minutes
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Summary
TODAY: Tony abandons veganism as a group of javelinas destroy a beautiful and not-at-all hubristic golf course in Arizona
And an auto zone employee gaslights Tony about how to spell brakes
ALSO: another one of Trump’s lawyers flips on him and his fans wonder “What is happening?”
FINALLY: the California DMV revokes operating permissions from autonomous taxi fleet Cruise after the company allegedly withheld crash reports.
We cover the San Fran-sickos lamenting the loss of the “innovative” unmanned vehicles.
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| 0:00.0 | I just wanted to extend the heartfelt sympathy to Tony after seeing what those horrible |
| 0:11.1 | Havillina did to that beautiful desert golf course in Arizona. |
| 0:15.1 | Can you believe it, Tony? |
| 0:16.1 | I'm so sorry. |
| 0:16.9 | That was wild. |
| 0:17.8 | And what I will say is, yeah, they were right. |
| 0:19.9 | They're good. We got shooters. They were there for say is, yeah, they were right. They're good. |
| 0:21.7 | We got shooters. |
| 0:22.5 | They were there for us. |
| 0:23.8 | That's a private golf course. |
| 0:25.7 | It's a private golf course, but I do not condone. |
| 0:28.0 | In the middle of Arizona desert. |
| 0:31.3 | I do not condone that either. |
| 0:33.7 | I like to play golf courses where the thing is I do like a golf course where there's some nature where you get to see some animals. |
| 0:39.4 | So that would have been a cool thing to see in real life. |
| 0:43.2 | So, you know, yeah, yeah, that's good. |
| 0:46.4 | That's good. |
| 0:46.8 | I'm happy they did that. |
| 0:48.5 | Do your colleagues at the Live Golf Tournament have any plans to eradicate this menace or prevent them from |
| 0:57.3 | wreaking havoc on civilized society again see the conflict here is that what they're trying to do is |
| 1:03.6 | they're trying to get the javelina recategorized as a different species so that it's not a form of |
| 1:09.9 | swine because it is currently a form of swine. |
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