Hey podcast listeners, a question for you today.

Why do people keep having children?

Is it because we like the idea of building a family?

Is it essentially a vote in favor of the future of civilization?

Maybe it's an altruistic impulse to give someone else a shot at living in this wonderful

or perhaps not so wonderful world.

Is it strictly a biological imperative or even further down the ladder?

Is a baby nothing more than a very substantial byproduct of the sexual urge?

It's a hard question to answer and the answer surely varies a lot from parent to parent.

As for me personally, the answer is pretty easy.

I had kids just so I'd have material for this podcast.

Some would up there.

Hello, I'm Agnya.

I'm a professional sports writer and I'm 13 years old.

You found me on the street.

Okay, very good.

So you are my children.

It's kind of like an unwritten rule.

There's so many different variables I just can't answer.

Bootball or football?

What soccer?

It just depends on so many things.

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