Why Did You ABANDON Your Family?
Am I the Genius?
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🗓️ 23 November 2025
⏱️ 22 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Why did you abandon your family? Where did you go? What's life like for you now? |
| 0:06.0 | My cousin, shall we say, went for a walk once. He was dating this woman who was just an awful |
| 0:11.7 | human being. She got pregnant, swore it was his, and once the kid was born, the state went after |
| 0:16.8 | him for child support, as he wasn't on the birth certificate, even though they were living together. |
| 0:21.6 | Anyways, the paternity test came back showing it wasn't his, and she flipped her lid. |
| 0:26.6 | She just lost it. He asked her to calm down and said he wanted to take a walk to cool off. |
| 0:31.6 | He left everything he owned, minus the clothes on his back, and his wallet, and went for a walk that he never came back from. |
| 0:38.2 | A few years back, the kid found him, the kid was 16 or 17, and went on some giant rant about |
| 0:43.4 | him being a bum and a deadbeat and whatever other nonsense. My cousin just told him he wasn't his dad. |
| 0:49.3 | The paternity test showed that, and he had no idea why she told him he was the father, |
| 0:53.7 | so he'd just walked out. |
| 0:55.3 | That kid left a hell of a lot more confused than when he showed up, I think. |
| 1:00.2 | I've never left, but my brother has. |
| 1:02.7 | One morning, two years ago, I woke up with a killer hangover. |
| 1:06.0 | I rolled over in bed, checked my phone and saw several missed calls and a couple of voicemails |
| 1:10.5 | from my mother and sister, along with a text message from my dad saying, call me. The first voicemail was from my sister, sobbing through the phone and she said, Tom just tried to self- delete. He wrote us all a letter and, and just call me please. Whoa, this can't be real. Then my mum's voicemail. Tom attempted to end things. |
| 1:28.0 | We haven't been able to reach him, but we suspect he might be heading you away. |
| 1:31.3 | If you see him, call the police. |
| 1:32.9 | We need to make sure he's safe. |
| 1:34.4 | Oh, crap. |
| 1:35.5 | This is definitely real. |
| 1:36.9 | We all somewhat suspected depression from him, but this was unexpected. |
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