Hello kids, this is Risk.

The show where people tell true stories they never thought they dared to share.

I'm Kevin Allyson and every Thursday we release these special episodes where we look

back at risk content from our earlier years.

Now for a long time now, the first two years worth of risk episodes, the ones from October

of 2009 through October of 2011 have been behind a paywall.

But there's been a little confusing for a lot of risk fans who are always telling us

they didn't even know those first two years worth of episodes existed.

So we thought it would be fun if every other Thursday now we reran an entire episode

from the very earliest days.

This week, the second ever risk episode from October 20 of 2009, it's an episode we call,

why did I do that?

You're listening to Risk.

That is correct, you are listening to Risk, the show where people tell true stories, they

never thought they dared to share.

I'm Kevin Allyson and our theme today is why did I do that?

Those times in life when you surprise yourself and I don't mean happy, fun time surprises.

I mean, we're about to hear some pretty damn feeble attempts to explain some inexplicable

behavior.

We're going to start with someone with a one of a kind voice.

He's been so good to us here at the show and he's also won the Moff storytelling competition

so many times it's difficult to keep track.

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