The Bert Show.

Bert, your girlfriend Amanda took us on an emotional roller coaster the other night, and I cannot stop laughing about it.

Well, my baby, dude.

Oh, my baby do.

Your baby was hilarious.

She is legitimately the funniest woman I have ever met in my life, if she means to be or not.

Oh, this was non-intentional. It was just her being her. And when I say I was laughing so hard, I was crying along with her, but not like she was crying real tears. I was just crying tears of laughter. What did you do to her? What did you do to her? So there we were at my house last weekend, having a caftans and cocktails party.

By the way, 10 out of 10 recommend getting you a $30 cap tan from Amazon,

having your friends bring some cocktails over,

getting a giant fan to fan yourself, and just having the best time.

What is a caftan for the uneducated at home?

I had never heard of the word until Amanda came out of the room in one.

And I'm like, oh.

So a calf tan, you know, aka some people call it a moo-moo, whatever.

It's just basically a large piece of cloth with a hole cut out for your head and your arms.

Like I've seen a lot of like hoity-toity people wearing them at like hoity-toity pools.

It's a tropical snuggy.

A tropical snuggie is crazy.

But they're so comfortable.

And they, you know, they're typically vibrantly colored.

And it's just, it's just there's room for activities.

Oh.

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