Kamala Harris's new book entitled 107 Days telling the story of her brief moment as the Democratic nominee for president,

now scheduled for release on September 23rd. And as an added bonus, anyone who buys her book

gets five emails a day for the rest of their life asking them to buy more copies.

The book was supposed to be written by Joe Biden until George Clooney decided Biden was way too old.

Actually, former President Joe Biden is reportedly disappointed by only getting a $10 million advance from Little Brown publishing to write his memoirs.

Only 10 million.

You know, inflation is like the police.

It's never there when you really need it.

Only 10 million.

Then again, the measly payday might have something to do with the title of Biden's book,

The Crap I Think I Remember by Jim Biden.

I think it's Joe, not Jim.

Pretty horrible title for a book, but a lot better than the original.

Jake Tapper can kiss my bony white Irish ass by John Fitzgerald Kennedy.

Probably ghost written by Ted Sorensen.

Yeah, I can see how a title like that might create problems with your publisher, but I'd read it.

Meanwhile, Kamala Harris now sparking rumors she might try again

for president in 2028. This, after announcing, she will not run for governor of California in

26. Too bad because I was so looking forward to 8,000 emails a day asking for donation.

Lord knows, I'm no expert on raising money, but Kamala, if you're listening,

when soliciting donations to pay off debts from your 2024 presidential campaign,

you know, the one you lost, Maybe you shouldn't ask that checks be made

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