Why’d you only call me from your Jag?
The Luke and Pete Show
Stak Production
4.8 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 29 June 2023
⏱️ 39 minutes
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Summary
Glastonbury has been and gone and Luke and Pete can’t agree on whether the Arctic Monkeys should be doing an impression of a Las Vegas crooner band.
Elsewhere, Pete’s had to get his Jag serviced (it didn’t go well), Luke carries on his war against Thames Water and we pay tribute to a legend in the battery game.
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| 0:00.0 | It's the look of nature. Welcome to it. It's the spookiest look of nature before Halloween. |
| 0:18.8 | I'm Pete Donaldson. I'm joined by Spookmooer. How are you doing, Luke? You having a spooky summer? |
| 0:25.8 | I've never been called Spookmooer before. I'm doing alright. I wasn't given the advance brief that this was going to be a spooky show. |
| 0:31.6 | So I can't wait to see what you got planned. Oh, cobwebs. Cobwebs. I got a lot of flies amouse. |
| 0:38.2 | I've been cleaning your apology cab and you decided to make it a spooky special. Yes. |
| 0:42.6 | Yeah, I'm looking. There's been a dead spider in the top right-hand corner of my vision for about three weeks and I've not cleaned him up. |
| 0:50.8 | It should fly in your house. It's just me and the spider cobs really just hanging out really. |
| 0:56.3 | I said where'd you say it? Because I actually chucked out a spider corpse from the bedroom literally about an hour before you hang on it. |
| 1:00.9 | Spider cobs. It's got to be a death metal band called spider cobs, shouldn't they? |
| 1:04.1 | It should be. They should be playing on some unlovable stage at Glacemate the Weekend. Luke, do you see? |
| 1:08.8 | Speaking of edge producer Rory came back from Glacemate. It seems alright. It seems quite together. |
| 1:15.8 | There's something lovely about that kind of post festival sleep that you do and it's the same kind of post festival sleep that you do. |
| 1:24.2 | Post holiday or post sort of getting off a plane that's really. I'm just supposed to be relaxed after you've been on holiday. |
| 1:31.5 | Well, I mean travel is just such an exhausting endeavour. Yeah, especially if you go to the US and you fly back over night and it's like, you know. |
| 1:40.2 | And you always think it's going to take like eight hours, but it always takes five hours, so which means you've only had three hours sleep. |
| 1:45.3 | It's awful. It's not come from. Well, you know, the plane coming back from America is always quicker than you think. |
| 1:50.7 | And then you're like, oh, I was planning on getting six hours, but instead I got three. |
| 1:54.2 | And what I've noticed is that the quicker the flight back, the bumpier it is. |
| 1:59.5 | Yeah, a lot more wind and also they usually arrive at about six o'clock in the morning. |
| 2:05.0 | But then they just do circles for ages because they can't land into last six or something in Heathrow. |
| 2:09.1 | So that's not the reason, actually. The reason is that the pilot feels like it's a bit boring. |
| 2:14.3 | Yeah, he's not at his, he's not at his, he needs to get his flight hours up. So he decides to just do some loops. |
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