Wow.

Hello and welcome to the Abroad Japan podcast.

Probably the best way of learning about life in Japan

without actually being in Japan.

I'm your host Chris Broad and we're joined as always

by England's top Japan enthusiast.

Mr. Pete Darsson himself. Pete, how the devil, are you doing, by England's top Japan enthusiasts, Mr. Pete Dallerson himself.

Pete, hell the devil,

are you doing? What's going on? I'm good, Chris. I'm feeling good. I'm a little bit concerned that at any moment, we're going to have to stop recording of this podcast because you've got visitors, which is what happened the last time we recorded. We had to stop in the middle of the show twice

because you had a visit to the studio

which never happened. visitors, which is what happened the last time we recorded. We had to stop in the middle of the show twice because you had a visitor to the studio,

which never happens.

Usually you tell friends, family, hangers-on, producers, etc., that you are going to be

recording a podcast so nobody turns up at the time or they can just sneak in.

But you had formal visitors last time we recorded, and it was all very exciting.

Yeah, there was some, like, knock at the door midway through the podcast, and there was just, like, some police.

And they, like, they were plainclays officers, and they waved a bash that read, like, narcotic squad.

And I was like, drugs, and what's happened there and then I looked down at the door and um we have a we have a team of

people that work in the studio and there were some packages that had arrived uh later in the earlier in the

day and I was like oh no something in the package that shouldn't say what the fuck after because I

remember there's a jet

program dude he got on the jet program when i was on jet and he very stupidly shipped in some

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