Hey, it's just me Bob here, and this is a story of how I met your mother.

And I'm saying that because I know your mom, which means you're my bastard child.

This is something I've been wanting to do, which is being a bunker and do a podcast.

But this is the very first episode of a show called Bob Sagitt's here for you and has my name

in the title, which is a little awkward for me to say my name in a sentence but I did it and and the premise of the show that you'll be hearing on this first episode stuff I want to talk about is just that I'm I am

here for you I the purpose of this thing is to entertain not talk about religion or

politics although it does subtly get mentioned, you can't avoid it.

We're in a rough time, you know, we're all in our own sense a bunker. I want to soothe you. I want to give you a full body massage

in your mind. Things I want to talk about that are relevant to me is that I have a penis

shaped like an octagon. I'm going to be free associating quite a bit.

I want to talk about a time where I was selling a book that I had written and John Oliver interviewed

me and we both have a love of strange animals and always talking about them and we

could never get through the interview because he is so funny and we fell in love.

And also there's a guy named Caesar and he is a good guy who runs an air

conditioning company and I had a rat infestation in my three air conditioners and

I'll be getting into that. Because that's something I wanted to talk about.

I'll be talking about name dropping not just Caesar but anybody named John

famous people you guys can call me, all kinds of stuff.

We can talk.

I'm going to talk about what's more difficult, the SATs or the coronavirus,

and I don't take it lightly, and we'll be talking about that. This is going to get serious sometimes

but there'll always be a comedic edge to it because I I really want to find the gallows humor because

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