Hi, I'm Rachel Hampton.

And I'm Candice Slim, and you're listening to I-C-Y-M-I.

In case you missed it.

Slate's podcast about internet culture. And if this is the year

the celebrity breakup, I also think it's the year of the celebrity memoir. Because within weeks,

we've got the Jada Pinkin-Smith book. Then we have the Britney Spears memoir, which has already leaked some pretty juicy details that have only confirmed that me still being offended about Justin Timberlake and Janet Jackson is more than warranted.

So at this rate, Candace, are we going to drop a memoir?

I mean, why not?

But also, I have to say, you know, I'm not the biggest celebrity memoir person, but I have

definitely been tempted to read Britney's because, you know, like every suspicion that

the subreddit pop culture chat has had about Justin Timberlake is being backed up.

And like every time he is trending, it's always like, oh, here's another instance where

Justin Timberlake has like ruined the career of a successful woman.

And that is why.

I'm like Anna Kendrick, listen up, listen up, aka his co-star in the trolls franchise.

You need to watch your back, girlie.

You need to encrypt your text messages, okay?

Yeah, like I said, this is only really confirmed my general suspicion of J.T.

Ever since he basically left my girl Janet for dead.

Let's never forget.

Also confirms an opinion that I recently came to because I'm going to be completely honest.

I was not really an instinct girly besides like the big songs. I didn't know the dances.

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