This is LBC from Global, leading Britain's conversation, mystery hour with James O'Brien.

It's three minutes after 12, and mystery hour is upon us. The only hour of the week where I get a full bed behind my dulcet tones in the opening moment of the hour.

If you have absolutely no idea what I'm talking about, that's pretty close to making two of us.

The number you need to join in the fun and frolics that follow is 0345-606.0973.

I'm slightly distracted. I cannot lie to you. I'm slightly distracted by this headline.

6,000 tourists trapped on cruise ship after Chinese couple fall ill.

More on that, possibly a little later in the afternoon.

Maybe in the hour.

But we must begin with mystery out.

And this is your weekly opportunity to achieve the

sort of satisfaction not ordinarily available anywhere else on your radio dial.

The way it works is this. You ring in with a question, someone else rings in with the

answer. Now what happens in between those two positions is a source of

enormous hilarity, illumination, Entertainment and Education.

034-60673 is the number that you need.

Did I just say numble?

What lovely word numble is?

It's got a touch the Uriah Heaps to it, hasn't it?

Speaking of Uriaheep, if you haven't been to see the David Copperfield film currently in theaters, cinema,

it's just gorgeous.

It really is.

You know, how would you...

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