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Al & Jerry's Postgame Podcast

Why Al doesn't wear contacts

Al & Jerry's Postgame Podcast

Audacy

Sports

4.7752 Ratings

🗓️ 2 March 2026

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Why Al doesn't wear contacts

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0:00.0

Oh, hi there.

0:01.6

Al Dukes here.

0:02.6

And if I'm talking first, that means Jerry is not hosting the warm-up show.

0:06.4

He's got one more day where he is filling in for Gio.

0:10.6

So it'll be boomer and Jerry.

0:12.3

But I've got Celo here.

0:13.5

I've got Eddie here.

0:14.3

And to Tommy Lugauer, who wants to know why we don't throw some contacts in instead of wearing glasses, I tried and was

0:22.7

nearly thrown out of the eye doctor office because they were, I was being so annoying.

0:29.4

Because it seems simple. It seems like you could just pop contacts in. What age were you at this point?

0:33.6

Two years ago. Oh, okay. This is a recent thing. No more recent. Wow. Yeah, I would say probably two years ago I went.

0:38.8

You know, it was so annoying. The girl kept going like this. You're blinking. I go, yes, I'm about to jam something in my eyeball. I know I'm blinking. I would have paid money to watch that. It was so. They almost threw me out. That's great. They had had enough of me.

0:53.7

Of course, yeah.

0:54.8

Because I was in one of these, like, how I am here on Monday mornings.

0:57.9

Oh, yeah.

0:54.7

Because I was in one of these, like, how I am here on Monday mornings. Oh, yeah. Because I just thought I'd go in there and pop a thing in my eyeball. Sure. They were only that simple. And the girl kept going, yeah, children do this. Yeah, yes. Children can learn a language. When you get to be an adult, you overthink things.

1:10.0

And, Sele see lo he acted so

1:11.8

poorly that he in retrospect two days later yeah send flowers wow i called oh man that's how

1:23.9

annoying i was some scene that's how annoying i was being that that how annoying I was being. That is tremendous.

1:29.3

I love that.

1:30.3

Have you ever done that for Gina?

1:32.3

No, because I'd be sending flowers every day.

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