Hey everyone. Welcome to your Friday edition of The Nerve. We have so much celebrity idiocy to get to today. Some of it's hilarious. Some of it's satanic. I'm guessing you might be able to bet who participant number one is in the latter.

This week had so much nerve-centric material, stuff that was just screaming, nerve, nerve, nerve,

it was hard to window it down, but the crack team here at nerve-central did it.

Assurances, my troublemakers.

First, the view returned this week.

We got a brand new opening, which we're going to take a look at.

But with it, we've got even more, just when Whoopi Goldberg, you think she's settled

down.

She's like worked out all the

craziness and the kinks in that system no she has she never will people never change you know

they do change but like someone like whoopi the iron is cast you know it's like hand solo and

the empire strikes back at the end. Cast in there.

So we're going to go all in on that.

And we've even got a cameo, just a cameo, not to worry, by one Rosie O.

Next, we will have our celebrity updates plus your feedback.

And then we are going to skewer.

And I mean skewer as if like the barbecue is like blazing,

blazing with fire, the mistress of dark arts herself,

Oprah Winfrey, who is kissing the ring

of confessed would be murderer Elizabeth Gilbert Gilbert, all while, first things first,

her platonic best friend, Gail jockeys for her A-plus-plus position. It's real. It's real out

here in these streets, okay? It is all happening. So let's go. It's easy to take your oral health and your

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