Welcome to the Total Soccercer show and it's one of those shows where we let you, dear listener, do half of the work, as we attempt to answer the questions you have put before us.

My name is Ryan Bailey.

Joining me today is a man who shines brighter than a Swedish Olympic jersey.

Too soon? It's Taylor

Rockwell. It's not too soon and I will take that because those jerseys are bright,

extra bright, I would say, even brighter than normal for a Sweden jersey. I think you and Graham

were the ones to point that out. Yeah, the brightest highlighter pen that your accountant has cannot

match the brightness of those Sweden Olympic jerseys.

They are quite interesting jerseys and they're made by Unipo, which is quite interesting.

But the one thing that gets me, Taylor, is the colour of the shirt is different to the yellow on their

shorts. They've got like a more classic yellow on the shorts for the number and the trim.

And then this highlighter pen they're wearing on top. I can't stand it.

It's weird. And it's definitely, it reminds me of, uh, myself before being with my wife when I was

like, I'm wearing like two vague shades of blue, but blue matches. So that's fine. And she was the one

who had to teach me that no, the same color matches, different

colors do not match. And it feels like maybe that's probably that maybe I went back in time and created the Sweden uniform. And for that, past me, future me apologizes. Last night, I actually got told off by my wife for wearing navy blue and black together. Apparently that's a bad thing. Well, that's ridiculous. That's just fine. I know. I know. I know. I am a ridiculous man.

Also with us is another ridiculous man who must be happy with Team G.B.'s

Kids at the Olympics because they're basically a Scotland kit, Graham, rather than. I mean,

I had heard something called the Olympics had started. That's fun. Maybe. I don't know, is it.

Tell us how you really feel, Graham. Well, the thing is, I'm doing a lot of Olympic work over the next two weeks, so I hope no one from my employer is listening to this. Olympics, they're great. I hope you're doing it for more than two weeks as well, because the games last longer than that. Oh, Ryan, why is you going to tell me that? I mean, yeah, I'm super excited and it's going to be great fun. But no, I did enjoy the kit. The kits has been the best part so far for me. It's too late, Graham. It's too late. You can't get out of this now. The thing that was more offensive to me was a football kit without a badge is just wrong to me and the USA wearing like I think it's exactly the same kit and the kit's fine but it just has USA written rather than a badge that's I don't like

that yeah uh team Gb of course with a badge on their jerseys uh in their opening game which they

won uh team Gb winning their opening Olympic games.

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