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Welcome to part one of who the F did I pardon.

And I'm saying that it's part one because the list of absolute buffoons that Donald Trump has pardoned might just each deserve their own episode. You might be wondering,

but why are you wearing sunglasses? Why are you channeling Tim Dillon today? It's because I'm done.

I'm done. I was watching The Toast recently. And it's my favorite pop culture podcast.

And they joked that when they wear sunglasses,

it feels like they can be even more authentic. It is their true selves, you know, unburdened by what

has been. They're hiding behind the sunglasses. And I honestly, I really felt that today.

The last three episodes have been a lot of griping, I would say, blackpilling, talking about the Trump administration.

Tomorrow I am committing to turning a new leaf. We will be talking about Christine Oam's big booby cross-dressing husband.

Unfortunately, that story broke as I was sitting down to write this episode, so there was not time for me to do that today.

But don't worry. Don't worry.

We will cover that tomorrow.

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