Now, the men's room wants to know who sucks less.

Hey, time for who sucks less.

Stephen Thoreau, you bring us three stories from the news each and every week.

They always suck.

It's up to us to determine out of the three stories, which one sucks the least.

Now, if you happen to like the men's room on Facebook or follow us on X and Instagram at

at Men's Room Live, the debate is already underway on who Sucks Less. Yeah, and as I said at the top of the show, out of the three stories, two of them do with urine. One of them has to do with the United States Post Office, which again has a slogan, something along the lines of neither what, slow nor rain or snow or snow, sleet or hail.

Nothing will stop the U.S. mail.

Yeah, and partly they're not kidding.

So kudos to them.

We'll get to them less.

But alas.

But first, you might remember this lovely young woman from yesterday.

A New Hampshire only fans model filmed herself urinating on grocery store food.

Well, she was busted over a piece free in a hotel room, including a Bible.

24-year-old Kelly Tedford, she was hit with fresh charges this week for urinating all over a room at a Marriott Hotel in Keene, New Hampshire.

Now, she goes by the name Kinky Kelly on OnlyFans.

She's accused of recording herself

peeing on the air conditioning unit, the comforter, the curtains, and the Bible inside of the room. Are people requesting these things for her to do that stuff? As best Mike could put a finger on, I mean, it is only fans who people are paying to watch her do it. I wouldn't say marionette thing, something, whatever.

So what is she just chugging water?

I don't know. I guess when she has to go.

I mean, People are paying to watch her do it. I wouldn't say Marionette thing, something, whatever.

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