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The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 11 August 2020
⏱️ 35 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:02.7 | Ow! |
| 0:05.4 | Hey everybody, welcome to the Daily Social Distance Show. |
| 0:08.2 | I'm Trevor Noah. |
| 0:09.2 | It's Monday, August 10th, and here's your coronavirus tip of the day. |
| 0:12.8 | If you're headed back to school now, remember, get the bully to cram you into a locker. |
| 0:18.7 | Because from a medical standpoint, that's probably the safest place you can be. |
| 0:21.7 | Anyway, on tonight's episode, NASA is kicking racism out of space. |
| 0:25.8 | Jibuki Young White has found Joe Biden's perfect VP, |
| 0:29.0 | and why President Trump deserves to go on Mount Rushmore. |
| 0:32.7 | So let's do this people. |
| 0:33.9 | Welcome to the Daily Social Distance Show. |
| 0:37.8 | From Trevor's couch in New York City to York couch, somewhere in the world. |
| 0:42.4 | This is the Daily Social Distance Show with Trevor Noah. |
| 0:46.0 | Here's a dish. |
| 0:49.1 | In the wake of the Black Lives Matter protest that swept the globe, |
| 0:51.9 | people have started to examine every part of our society |
| 0:55.4 | to try and root out the underlying biases that exist. |
| 0:58.7 | From the police to corporate hiring practices and even pancake syrup. |
| 1:03.3 | And with all the problems on Earth having been solved, |
| 1:05.6 | now we're moving to outer space. |
| 1:08.0 | NASA is re-examining some of the nicknames it uses for distant objects and outer space. |
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