This is the Guardian. The famous five are away on a splendid weekend adventure.

Do we have to go home today? sighed Anne.

I agree said Dick. Even Timmy looks sad.

Cheer up everyone.

Beams Julian. I booked long weekender tickets we can return anytime on Monday

Oh you are clever Julian said Anne save over 50% with the long weekend a ticket from Great Western Railway.

Adventures start here.

Selected routes, terms apply.

Saving in comparison to an any-time return fare.

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And we love you so much that we couldn't wait any longer.

Things to talk about, the New England manager should Gareth just give Graham Potter his old handbreak,

Thief Pro versus Football, is there too much of it and what's

anyone going to do about it. Pre-seasoned Manchester City lose two in a row crisis.

Manchester United lose to Arsenal and get a couple of injuries crisis

Chelsea too many reasons to list crisis.

Premier League games played abroad inevitable or not bad or really bad.

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