Who Made You King Here?

The Nikki & Brie Show

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Society & Culture

4.9 • 14.8K Ratings

🗓️ 25 March 2024

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

Nikki has a new nickname that caught Brie off guard. Brie’s fresh off her parent teach conferences with some feedback about Birdie and Buddy. Nikki took a moment to reflect on Matteo’s growth after watching him in school and now it’s time for a step up, but is Nikki really ready for it? As the mothers of toddlers, Nikki and Brie also have to speak out about their recent experiences with strangers at the playground. Nikki has a long list of things she doesn’t like to see at playgrounds, mostly behavior from the adults, and Brie loves the learning opportunities that playgrounds can bring. Nikki & Brie also have a fun routine that they do with Buddy & Matteo that Bryan wasn’t so excited about, so it opened Brie up to a new way to approach others when something happens on the playground that she doesn’t like: talking to them like they’re a toddler. Nikki also wants to lodge a formal complaint against the way people act at the gym, she’s not interested in cleaning up after grown men at the gym. Nikki’s seeing a lot of progress with her workouts, but she and Brie would prefer to skip leg day; pants would be easier to put on without sore legs. Brie shares her Inspiration & Affirmation, which is all about mindset, and then Nikki & Brie send their well wishes to Kate Middleton and their thoughts on the way she’s been treated over the past few weeks.

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0:00.0	Like I can squeeze my fucking buys into some jeans, but let me tell you when those babies come off
0:05.8	It's like you know what I mean? This is the Nicki and Bree show.
0:15.0	Happy Monday everyone.
0:17.0	Happy Monday.
0:18.0	Welcome back to the Nicky and Bree show.
0:20.0	That is right.
0:21.0	What up Bree?
0:22.0	What up, Nicki? So I have a new nickname. What's your nickname?
0:25.4	Wheel vagina. What? Yeah. Did Ardham give you that?
0:31.5	Goodness, no. If my husband gave me that nickname there'd be issues. Okay well now I'm nervous who gave you that nickname?
0:37.4	Mateo. So he asked me like he kind of was looking down there after I took a shower and he had his bath and it was actually really cute.
0:50.0	He was like looking and he's like, like could tell like with that's not a penis and he I
0:56.7	believe he asked me like something it was like mommy like not a penis and I go no this is a vagina because I'm a girl and I have a vagina he's like okay and then he goes
1:07.7	Teo penis and I'm like yeah and then he I was like washing my face and I could see him like just staring there and I'm like looking like, like okay, like whatever.
1:20.6	He's at Far, you know what I mean mean he's by the bathtub and he goes
1:25.3	mama you have wheels you have a wheel vagina and I go what and you know what he points at
1:31.1	he goes are those wheels?
1:34.1	Wow.
1:35.2	And obviously, I'm not going to tell my son,
1:37.5	no, those are flaps.
1:39.1	And they look like wheels because I birthed you through that.
1:42.0	I mean, what's the scientific name for Flaps?
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