Who is the most delusional person you've known?

I work in a small town radio station.

I've seen a lot of rookies fresh out of broadcast school

let the tiny amount of fame they get from being on a small town radio station go to their head.

This one guy came into work one day, madder than hell,

that small town radio famous wasn't enough to get him out of a speeding ticket.

My brother was always bragging about how chicks he worked with wanted to bang him. Then after two or three months when he inevitably quit or got fired,

whenever the guys were talking about chicks they hooked up with,

he would always talk about these beautiful women that wanted him,

which he just never got around to hooking up with.

One time after starting a new job,

he comes home, all excited, and yells, holy crap, the receptionist at this place is gorgeous,

and guess what? She wants to F me. I said, dude, you've been there one day. How do you know she wants to F you? So he says, well, I just walked through the front door and as I was passing by,

she looks me dead in the eye and says, good morning.

Oh my God, I lost it with that last bit.

Good morning equals she wants to bang me?

That's the most delusional thing I've ever heard.

My current boss.

He thinks the business is doing okay or is in a rough spot.

He's slowly choking and killing it with his managing.

I see the shop closing in mid to late August. Won't you feel stupid when it closes in early September?

Seriously, though, I hope he turns it around quick and that you don't lose your job. And if you do,

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