Who is that guy or girl that you work with?

In my office, it's the I took the liberty guy.

You come back from lunch and your desk is cleared of the project you had been working on.

You run to the bathroom and find your freshly poured coffee replaced with your washed empty mug.

As you dare to say, what the hell?

He comes around the corner of your cube. I took the

liberty of straightening up your work area and gleefully moves on to ruin someone else's afternoon.

This can also be called the Helpertin. That's when you go into his office and take the liberty

of turning every single thing upside down. Work with a woman who repeats,

Having fun yet?

Almost every hour of the shift.

Does she also say,

Another Day in Paradise?

And TGIF.

Hump Day.

There is this one man in the office.

I'll call him Tim.

Tim is a very elderly and angry man,

known for this woman's cardigan he wears every day, as well as his many heated conversations

of which the snippets are pure gold. Last week, out of the blue, he proclaims he was up to

his knees in blood while on a phone call. Yesterday he said, he would rather be doing blow down the streets of

New York. One of my favorites included, sometimes in life you're the chip, sometimes you're the dip.

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