What's up you guys? Happy Sunday and welcome back to your favorite podcast and absolutely the best start to the week brunch with

Desi. I'm your host Desi also known as desi and today, today, today, today the B stands for

Bad shit crazy. Let's go for that only because I am currently looking at a ton of Halloween costumes and I'm about to hook you fuckers up for last minute.

I'm broke and I kind of want to be a slut Halloween costumes as well as couple costumes. I got your fucking back.

I know that's exactly what you fucking needed this week. As you guys know, next Sunday is Halloween. Okay, however, I know you dirty bitches are going to be out Friday and Saturday.

Drink in your asses off. Right. Rightfully so. So I want to make sure that you're hooked up before next Sunday's episode, which also is going to be a fucking banger.

I'm going to have wide on we are long distance right now kind of takes me back to college. And because of that, I want him to join me as a guest. I feel like it'd be fun for us to catch up.

And also give you guys a fucking spooktacular episode talking shit about marriage. Not really. But just a fun time him and I were going to be talking about a bunch of different topics, which I will be asking for on my Instagrams to make sure that you guys do that.

Follow me on Instagram at desby ds bs and boy 300 scores. I don't know why I always say desby as a boy like no fucking clue. Even when people are like, hey, can you spell your email, you know, whatever.

I'm like, yeah, um, D as in dog, he is an elephant, as says the same. Be as in boy fit as in fitness at gmail.com. That's exactly how I tell people. And I'm like, why do I always do b as in boy, why can't I be like b as in baboon.

b as in bitch. Why didn't that fucking throw someone off? D as in dick. E as in.

Asophagus. S as in sex. B as in bitch. F as in fuck. I as an igloo and T as in tits at gmail.

Someone Venmo me 100 fucking dollars and I swear to God, I will do that next time someone asks and I will fucking record it. Okay, anyways, this week's episode is going to be pretty fun. I have a few different updates for you guys as well.

But as you know, bitch, I've been in my house now for two weeks tomorrow. And I'm back in Ohio again. I want to fucking unalive myself, not really. However, I do get my hair done tomorrow.

So you all better be fucking ready to hype up. I don't know what I'm going to post yet. I don't know if it's going to be a real or like a, you know, a pick.

But you bitches better be ready to work your goddamn fingers and tell me how fucking good I look. Okay, it's been about eight weeks, which is the longest I've gone without moving up my extension slash like color and everything. Girl, I look like shit. Okay, I look like shit. I feel like shit.

So tomorrow, I'm about to glow up and I need that hype. All right.

Next, before I let you guys into the rest of the episode, you know, I've been also struggling. Ben in our new house for almost two weeks.

And I've been alone. I've been managing Maddox by myself, which I love him. God love him. All right. But it's just been a lot moving into a new home, getting settled, not having like a lot of his shit.

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