This is a head gum podcast.

Welcome to W.H.M. Mailbag everybody. I'm Andrew Dupin alongside Stephen Saydak, Eric

Siska and joining us in studio are good buddy Ben Worcester. How are you sir?

Fan fucking plastic. Really? Yeah. Why is that? Well you know I'm a fan just like any other

Wee Hey Movies fan. You're also our friend though as you can be on the show. So it's got a weird

I'm I just cond my way in here. I'm friend fucking tastic is what I heard.

There we are. So we're gonna read some letters to you gentle listeners out there and the

cool thing is some of you listening may have also written in. Oh that's how this works.

Yeah dude we don't just make these up and you'll either feel the the the adulation of acceptance

or the sting of rejection. Yeah wait till the end to know for sure. Four of the five of these

stories are fake. Wow. Trying to guess which one is truth. I'm Jonathan Frakes and this is

beyond belief factor. Was that all about like stuff being fake? It was like the gimmick of the show

was they one soft mysteries but we ran out of ones we made a fake one. It's

basically like we tell you five stories and you watch the film reenactments and you have to

guess which ones are made up by the show's writers or based on like some article they found

or something in any of those episodes is like one of these facts. Am I hung like a horse?

I guarantee you that dudes back he's got a huge cop. Really? Yeah. Jonathan Frakes. Oh yeah.

That's why he used to put his leg up all the time exactly because that fucking third leg is just

tripod now. You gotta get like a cod piece and spool it up like sometimes they serve Italian sausage

all in its spool. Exactly. He's got like unspooled his dick. Oh you ever saw that? Oh Frakes Fox.

Do you never saw that deleted scene from next time? I think it's on the third season extra features

where it's Patrick's just like where do we have to go into the new Jonathan could you put that

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