Hey guys before we start the show just want to tell you our live show has moved

into the main room at the Stan comedy club Monday nights 8 p.m. big guests big laughs

Big food the big room

Big room it's huge it's really a big deal. We've been here for a long, long time and we love this stand. They're great partners and we've been selling it out for so long that they decided to move us into the main room. That means we need you guys to come and pack it out

every single week.

So make sure you get those tickets at the stand NYC.com.

We promise you that we're going to keep on growing the show

and bringing you big laughs from the big room at the stand. You have to be there

have to be there live to get the live experience now.

So get tickets at the stand NYC.com and be a part of the live taping

every Monday night at 8 p.m. All right, let's start the show.

Fill her up.

You're listening to the guest digital network. When you hear that bomb blast, you hear that bomb flash,

get a shot glass,

whist it to the podcast it's all up in your mom's dad.

Big Jake Kills, like O. J. Sips and a quit.

Hit the failureless love don't get.

Get break quick by that big Dick,

day spent.

He all up in your rib while he talking politics

don't get bit when you rattled by that quarter,

big and snake,

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