White Penguins Can't Jump

We Have Concerns

Anthony Carboni/Jeff Cannata

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4.9 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 13 August 2014

⏱️ 18 minutes

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Summary

Fossils discovered in the Antarctic reveal a penguin that reached the approximate size of Lebron James, 6'8 and 250 pounds. That's a big penguin. Jeff and Anthony try to figure out exactly how they would defeat such a creature in an ice-fight at the top of the food chain. Hey! If you're enjoying the show, please take a moment to rate/review it on whatever service you use to listen. Here's the iTunes link: http://bit.ly/wehaveconcerns Jeff on Twitter: http://twitter.com/jeffcannata Anthony on Twitter: http://twitter.com/acarboni Article: [http://www.mnn.com/earth-matters/animals/stories/giant-6-foot-8-penguin-discovered-in-antarctica](http://www.mnn.com/earth-matters/animals/stories/giant-6-foot-8-penguin-discovered-in-antarctica)

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0:00.0	I'm not a fan of the music.
0:18.3	Have you had your prostate checked out lately?
0:20.1	You know, I need to do that.
0:21.5	Do you really?
0:22.5	I really need to do that.
0:23.5	I think.
0:24.5	I don't know what age shift to do that.
0:25.5	I don't know.
0:26.5	Do you have to have it?
0:27.5	I would like to.
0:28.5	I think you do.
0:29.5	I think it's still a thing.
0:30.5	Isn't there an app?
0:31.5	You stand up.
0:32.5	You're going to put your phone up in there?
0:34.4	No, I'm saying like wireless HDMI.
0:36.4	Maybe there's a wireless cost.
0:37.4	I can't do it.
0:38.4	You can't do it.
0:39.4	You can't do it.
0:40.4	I think nobody has to put their finger in my butt.
0:41.4	I thought you made the phone that some sort of vibrate functionality.
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