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Let's have a listen to the great speech in the Oval Office from Keir Stama.

See if you can stay awake for 20 seconds.

I really feel that we can, I think, with the right approach this afternoon, make real progress,

particularly on the security guarantees, and your

indication of security guarantees, some sort of Article 5 style guarantees, fits with what

we've been doing with the Coalition of the Willing, which we started some months ago, bringing

countries together and showing that we were prepared to step up to the plate when it came

to security. With you coming alongside the US, alongside

what we've already developed, I think we could take a really important step forward today.

A historic step, actually, could come out of this meeting in terms of security.

Georgia Maloney's already played with her hair. You know, if you're out with a woman

and you're talking to her and she starts doing that and like looking away, I think you've lost the room. There ain't going to be a second date, pal. No, no. You're not going home with her. No. Simple as that. It's just hopeless, isn't he? Hopeless. Everybody in the room. Bored witness. Everybody, everybody, everybody. What is he talking about? This word salad

dribble. It's like typical lawyer, right? There's nothing worse than lawyers who think they're

clever who talk absolute and utter BS and spend 25 times more time than anybody else saying

what is absolutely nothing. Or may I contend

an utterly irrelevant leader of a country who wants to try and express his importance.

Oh yes. So he thinks that if he speaks for quite a long time, then he will be heard. He must

be important. Please, Mr. President, please Mr. President, listen to me, listen to me, listen to me. He's like that. Please, Mr President, please Mr President.

Listen to me, listen to me, listen to me.

He's like that five-year-old. Coalition of the willing. At the front of the class with his arm up to speak to the teacher, miss, miss, miss, miss, miss, please let me talk, let me talk, let me talk, let me talk, let me be relevant and important. But he's got nothing to say. Yeah, nothing. Morning, Mike. Obviously,

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