Hello. Hello, hello, hello, welcome to another episode of Paleum G uncensored.

I'm your host Julie Bauer Roth coming to you for my bedroom today.

So I was getting ready to record a podcast

and my friend Jess is currently living with us.

So my office and the guest bedroom she's staying in share a bathroom.

It's like one of those, what are those, Jack and Jill bathrooms?

And you know, she gets in the shower, she starts jamming just like I do, and it would have been quite annoying for you

as the listener of a podcast with, you know, Jay-Z in the background.

Maybe you would have enjoyed it, I don't know. I don't know your music preferences, but I decided that wasn't the best course of action. So I just set up, I just got uncomfortable in my chair, and then Jess goes fucking jamming in there. So I was like, okay, well, got to move, got to be comfortable,

I got to feel nice and comfortable as I do this. So I just came into my bed.

Jackson is here with me so if you hear the licking sound in the background

it's because he is probably wiping his face and then licking his hand, you know, like all children do, mostly dogs, but children as well.

And if you hear weird sounds, it's because I'm in my comforter.

Actually, I'm under two comforters. I'm under the

Buffy comforter which gets disgustingly dirty because of my spray tans and

it's the one we sleep with the most, it is horrifying.

It's like I live in a dumpster, okay?

And then we have the comforter that goes on top that's nice and white and pretty that we fold back every day.

My husband hates it, but it makes it look great and it stays nice and white.

So people don't know that I am a dumpster human.

I am a dumpster human, okay?

And I just ate some breakfast, so if I clear my throat a million times,

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