Thank you. Well, what's up, Porch?

How are we doing tonight?

Hey, it's so good to see you.

If this is your first time ever at the porch, thank you for trusting us with your Tuesday night.

I'm so glad that you joined us.

I do want to give a special shout out to all the porch live locations watching tonight.

I want to say a special hello to Porch Live Fort Worth and Porch Live Des Moines, Porch Live Boise.

Thank you for tuning in with us.

So here's the deal. I've got three boys, and I've mentioned them here at the porch

before, but they are 13, 11, and 5. Last September, my oldest son, Noah, turned 13. And this was a big deal

because we had just moved to Dallas not long before that.

And so his 13th birthday was kind of a big opportunity to invite some new friends over to our house

and for Noah to kind of have a win with some new people.

Well, my wife and I, we totally failed our son because we were like, you know what,

why don't you have some kids over and like, we'll get some pizza and y'all can watch a movie.

And so, like, our house was full. I mean, there was a bunch of, like, kids hitting puberty,

all gathered together. And we thought it would be enough to just give them

pizza and push play on Napoleon Dynamite. Like 15 minutes into the movie, these kids start getting

bored and I'm like, oh my gosh, it's social suicide. Like we have failed our son. Like all of

these kids, they're standing up, they're moving around, they're going outside. Like they've had

enough of Napoleon Dynamite, which was super offensive to me. But anyway, so in the moment,

literally, my wife, Kat and I, we are in the kitchen like, what do we do?

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