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🗓️ 8 August 2023
⏱️ 49 minutes
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0:00.0 | Well, what's up, Porch, how are we doing tonight? |
0:27.6 | Hey, it's so good to see you. If this is your first time ever at the porch, thank you for trusting |
0:35.2 | us with your Tuesday night. I'm so glad that you joined us. I do want to give a special shout-out to |
0:40.0 | all the Porch Live locations watching tonight. I want to say a special hello to Porch Live for |
0:45.6 | Worth and Porch Live Des Moines, Porch Live Boise. Thank you for tuning in with us. So here's a deal. |
0:53.2 | I've got three boys, and I've mentioned them here at the porch before, but they are 13, 11, and five. |
1:02.1 | Last September, my oldest son Noah turned 13, and this was a big deal because we had just moved |
1:10.5 | to Dallas not long before that, and so his 13th birthday was kind of a big opportunity to invite |
1:18.2 | some new friends over to our house and for Noah to kind of have a win with some new people. |
1:23.9 | Well, my wife and I, we totally failed our son because we were like, you know why don't you have |
1:29.4 | some kids over and like, we'll get some pizza and y'all can watch a movie. And so like, our house |
1:36.4 | was full. I mean, there was a bunch of like kids hitting puberty all gathered together, and we |
1:46.0 | thought it would be enough to just give them pizza and push play on Napoleon Dynamite. |
1:53.3 | Like 15 minutes into the movie, these kids start getting bored, and I'm like, oh my gosh, |
1:59.2 | it's social suicide. Like we have failed our son. Like all of these kids, they're standing up, |
2:05.5 | they're moving around, they're going outside. Like they, they've had enough of Napoleon Dynamite, |
2:10.9 | which was super offensive to me. But anyway, so in the moment literally, my wife, Kat and I, |
2:18.1 | we are in the kitchen like, what do we do? Like, do you know what to do? What do we do? Like we, |
2:23.3 | this is a big moment. Like we have failed our son. This is the end. Like he's never going to recover |
2:29.7 | from this. And then, and then everything changed because I had an idea. I'm going to start giving |
2:40.1 | out money to these kids. So that's what I did. I reached into my wallet. And I was like, all right, |
2:48.6 | who wants to play some games with a chance to earn some money? And like every kid was like, yeah, |
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