It is important to take pleasure to celebrate the success of your friends because jealousy is a green-eyed monster.

And whilst YouTube may be run by a bunch of fascists, one must celebrate when a superlative product reaches

an audience of over one million sagacious individuals with great taste.

And that is why we doff our caps and we congratulate the lads of the Trigonometry

podcast, one of the best podcasts outside of the greatest nation on God's Green Earth,

and we are delighted to have one of its founders with us today.

The one and only Francis Foster!

Welcome back to America First.

Well, it's a pleasure to be here, said.

And hopefully I will be in your fine land

in a matter of days, actually.

Well, that's super exciting exciting we've just finally recovered from

your last visit with your co-host Cosette and Kiss-in and I think we've managed to

restock the armory.

I think we have a photograph of what we did the last time we were here

since you came from the land of Blayty

where guns are illegal.

We had a little bit of fun on the range.

So once you're back, we'll get out there with all kinds of sundry weapons and have some fun

But in the meantime explain to us how being now a youtuber of Heft and Weight,

getting your million subscribers.

How much has it gone to your head,

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