Where Do You Think They Were - The Comedy Night

The Scott Mills Weekly

BBC

Society & Culture

4.8 • 5.2K Ratings

🗓️ 20 December 2018

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

Another cringe fest ensues as listener Sam gets the Where Do You Think They Were treatment, this time involving a half dozen oysters and brown nylon bed sheets. Plus a few more of you bid to win the only bottle of the show's fragrance and more classic 24 Years At The Tap End when Chris attempted to break the world record for eating chicken nuggets.

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0:00.0	BBC sounds, music, radio, podcast.
0:04.6	Scott Mills.
0:05.6	All right, here is Thursday Scott Mills daily podcast.
0:08.3	I have a train journey with someone off Love Island,
0:10.8	where do you think they were?
0:12.0	Where was our listener Sam conceived?
0:14.4	And another special bit that you only get on the podcast,
0:17.5	another vintage 24 years at the tap end.
0:20.4	Scott Mills, maybe every day you want.
0:25.2	Well, what a brilliant morning.
0:26.9	I was in South Oxfordshire this morning.
0:29.5	For great James' party for the young carers,
0:32.1	and it was so special.
0:35.6	The astonished look on their faces
0:37.3	of the Aucklander burst into the room
0:38.7	because they just didn't know what to expect.
0:41.1	And thanks to you lot,
0:42.4	we just gave them the ultimate Christmas party.
0:46.0	Like so many sweets, mince pies, donuts, decorations.
0:50.8	There was a massive tree outside,
0:52.4	which took like firemen and farmers
0:54.7	and fort lifts to get into place.
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