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Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities

When Your Breasts Leak Blue Goo

Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities

Tim Henson

Society & Culture, Documentary, News, News Commentary, Stand-up, Comedy

4.71.1K Ratings

🗓️ 16 March 2022

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Tim Recites 16th Century Literature 2:40.936 A Member Of The Trucker Convoy Breaks It Down For Us 4:07.739 Remembering Meade’s Enema 8:21.895 Meade’s Mid-Life Crisis 11:28.985 God Says Vladimir Putin Is The Good Guy, Here! 15:11.668 Baking Shit Brownies 21:29.357 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 27:15.914 When Your Breast Leak […]

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0:00.0

Hey Freaks, it's Wednesday, March 16, 2022 coming up on the program today,

0:05.3

someone's bacon shit brownies.

0:07.7

Plus, Christian leaders say Putin is the real victim in all of this. Should you be concerned if blue liquid squirts out of your nipples?

0:16.0

And living in the attic of your favorite onlyfans model.

0:20.0

Distorted View Daily

0:25.0

Daily proudly presents another great moment from Talk Sex

0:30.0

with Sue Johanson.

0:32.0

Now have you got a question?

0:33.7

Yes, now my husband Ben was questioning.

0:37.0

I have quite a lot of pubic hair.

0:40.8

And he was wanting me to get rid of that to see if that maybe made him feel better.

0:47.0

And so I was going to try, I tried the shaving thing, but I had some engrones come through.

0:55.0

I know, I know.

0:57.0

So I was thinking of maybe trying a product I heard of at the store called Man.

1:03.0

No, no, it's not designed for genitals.

1:06.0

And I wouldn't use it on your genitals, not at all.

1:11.0

At McKinney was. not at bikini wax if you're determined to do this if you are absolutely

1:19.5

determined to do this then a bikini wax is the best wall, is the best way. But wouldn't that

1:27.2

being painful? Well, from my perspective, yes, but you know, if you're determined to do it you just quit your

1:34.7

teeth and hold on and and that's it. Well is that the only way at the

1:40.4

well yeah how can I save that without getting the end grown? You can't. Why not? Well because when you shave off the hair, you can't.

1:47.0

Well because when you shave off the hair, you lop off the top of the hair follicle and you get an infection.

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