Pts, hey, smarty pants, after the success of the pizza party that I threw for all my who-smarted guests in our stress episode,

Who Wants Meekek Pizza?

I've now been tasked with planning a birthday party for my favorite niece, Gia.

Instead of pizza, I'm going with a chicken theme because Gia loves chickens.

I've got a local farmer coming to set up a chicken coop so everyone can feed and pet live chickens.

I've got a chicken pinata stuffed with peeps.

And now I'm headed to the supermarket to grab some food. Okay, any suggestions, Smarty Pants?

Did anyone say, chicken?

Good idea, Smarty Pants.

At first, I was thinking fried chicken.

Then I thought chicken wings.

And now, I'm thinking it'd be easier to have delicious bite-sized chicken with no bones.

What do you call that again, smarty pants?

Ha ha, yep, I heard some of you say chicken nuggets.

Some of you said chicken fingers.

And a few of you said chicken tenders. They're all

great choices, and since they're all pretty much the same thing, it doesn't matter what I get.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, I say, hold on there, trusty narrator. Did you just say what I think you said?

Um, smarty pants, this might sound hard to believe.

But a giant, six foot tall, sparkly, talking chicken,

just appeared in front of me in the frozen food aisle.

Then again, this is who smarted, so it's totally believable.

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