When was the CRINGE so Strong that it Nearly UNALIVED YOU?
Am I the Genius?
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🗓️ 5 September 2025
⏱️ 23 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | When was the cringe so strong that you barely survived? |
| 0:05.4 | My sister went to an 18th birthday with three friends where over 120 people had RSVPed and only the host, his parents and his girlfriend were there. |
| 0:14.4 | She was telling me about it today and I couldn't think about anything except how horrible high school people can be. |
| 0:19.5 | So here's the story. |
| 0:21.6 | This guy set up a Facebook event for this party at this big hall and out of the 700 plus people invited, 120 people |
| 0:27.3 | RSVPed. So it's not like nobody knew about it. Considering the amount of people that knew about it |
| 0:33.0 | and come, even if they hadn't clicked attending, was the fact that this guy booked a massive |
| 0:37.0 | hall that could cater for such a large event. This cost him around $1,500, which included food and |
| 0:43.1 | security and stuff. Then he decided instead of using an iPod, which would probably get lost |
| 0:47.7 | or stolen, he'd hire a DJ. That cost $400. For all of this, the host had spent months |
| 0:53.9 | working overtime, so he was actually able to afford it and hold, quote, the best party ever. |
| 0:59.4 | Come the night of the party, weeks of preparation, money and organization, this party is expected to go off. |
| 1:05.7 | My sister headed off to this massive venue, fashionably late as well, and nobody else was there. Much to their surprise, |
| 1:12.3 | it's just an empty hall with lights going on and a DJ doing his thing. Then she finds the host and asks |
| 1:17.9 | the normal questions. Where is everyone and stuff like that? He's as baffled as my sister was. Not even |
| 1:23.2 | his best mates had shown up, which was the most surprising part. Now, this is just the most |
| 1:27.6 | gut-ranging part of the whole thing. He then calls his friends. He asks them, |
| 1:32.2 | Where the hell are you guys? And obviously, on loudspeaker, an uproar of laughter comes from |
| 1:37.0 | the person speaking, and you can also hear it in the background. He starts crying and everything, |
| 1:42.4 | absolutely devastated about what has happened. He's out of pocket |
| 1:45.5 | $1,900 at least, and knowing that all his friends possibly organized a boycott for his event. |
| 1:50.9 | When I told this story, I couldn't stomach how harsh and horrible people can be. I'd never |
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